January 2012
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First time that I didn't show up for a First Day.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Another case of Senioritis.
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I realized-
The all purpose cleaner that I drunkenly rinsed my mouth with on that very wasted, yet fantastic, night of my birthday was probably one of many signs to start my new year. Good, maybe? Very bad medicine.
December 2011
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Please stop staring at me- I can feel you staring at me. I’m going to steal you from your girlfriend. Please stop staring at me.
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I drank so much Jameson whiskey that I get waves...
My birthday after effects. I survived. I love my friends.
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My sister and I leave my mother’s presents stacked on the floor for her to find it.
My mother walks right over it.
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DONE WITH FINALS.
I’m going to go do all the things I missed out on. Friends, come at me.
やっちゃった。
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Cramming syndrome.
Multigrain cheerios in vanilla ice cream sitting in front of a blog due tomorrow, and a ten page paper due in five days. I’m looking into my future right here.
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November 2011
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The occasional bursts of overflowing negative...
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October 2011
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Subject Line: Paper and Curveballs.
Hey Professor, I am currently sitting in the nearby starbucks, abusing caffeine and using up their wifi, because I recently moved and do not have the Internet installed yet. A week ago, my family and I found out that our apartment was infested with bed bugs. We called the exterminators and after their visit, some of our important assets and documents (SS card, passports, etc) are missing. The...
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I dislike the NYPD because-
Never there when I need their service. Always there to make unjustified arrests.
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An Honor to Work For Your Company.
Stanford Report, June 14, 2005
‘You’ve got to find what you love,’ Jobs says
This is a prepared text of the Commencement address delivered by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, on June 12, 2005.
I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told,...
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September 2011
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EMAIL SUBJECT LINE: TONIGHT'S CLASSES CANCELLED
We’ll watch the end of (and then discuss) “The Most Dangerous Man In America” in Thursday night’s class.
I’m very sorry for the short notice.
Prof M
This is why I have and am very thankful for the iphone.
Must find a way to let this all out without killing anyone.
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Spent 7 dollars on a shitty salami and cheese deli sandwich. I love new york.